erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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