I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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