Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
nut hugger
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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