its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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