You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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