wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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