Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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