it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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