I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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