ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Someone shattered a urinal.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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