my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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