highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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