Don't you send me to vm
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Found your dick twin last night
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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