what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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