I wanna bring you to show and tell
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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