In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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