Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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