so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Just invented taco cereal.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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