Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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