Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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