remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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