Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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