38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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