how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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