i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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