omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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