..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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