I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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