i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
What changed your mind?
Being sober
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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