Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
