Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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