what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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