he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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