We're like a lot better than the average bears
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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