Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Randomize
