we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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