I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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