wat bout pragnant strippers??
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
The struggles of a small town man whore
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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