i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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