There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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