It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
they need to just BURY HIM!
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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