Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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