That's intense
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Dignity is for republicans.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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