the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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