Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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