so that wasnt chicken after all
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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