Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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