Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
she looked like the before picture.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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