At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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