i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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