someone threw a dead crab at me
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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