What a fucking waste of an outfit
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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