Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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