what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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